The
International Women’s Day is in less than a week, and so obviously, men are
more and more interested to know about their rights and when their special day is.

Of
course, it’s the men who’ve spent their entire lives fighting for their rights
and taking a stand for humanity. They’re the ones who’ve been stared at or
beaten to death because of their gender. They’ve been ripped of their
educational and reproductive rights and made to feel insignificant, like a
burden.

So,
you know what? We need to talk about men on International Women’s Day, because that’s
the only time they seem interested in men’s rights. They want to shed light on
how important they are and what they’re capable of, so let’s give them that!

The
first thing that they need to know is that International Men’s Day and World
Toilet Day is celebrated on the same day. Yes, both international days 19^th
November lie on the same day. And no, this is not coincidental – this is a sign
from the universe. The universe is screaming at the top of its lungs and
telling us that there are some serious similarities between men and shit.

We’re
going to ask you a simple question: How many times have you ever heard or said
that men are shit? Do you get what we’re trying to say?

Like, why do you think
this proverb is so popular? There has to be some truth to it, right?  

And
you know what? This is not some baseless argument that we’re trying to make
just to piss off men. We have scientific evidence to prove this theory.

First
of all, there’s nothing worse than diarrhea – it makes you feel uncomfortable
and run towards the toilet, and look, same goes for men. You know what happens
when they come in masses – they lynch, harass, and make you run as well, but
for life in this case.

Besides,
we all know that men have the natural ability to ruin everything good in your
life, like sometimes, they don’t even have to try. And if you think about it,
whenever you’re constipated or you’ve not had a pleasant dunk in the morning, you’re
unsatisfied throughout the day. Basically, men and shit ruin your mood and
everything good in life. 

Also
– and this is an important one – men and shit are like those pop up ads that
appear when you least expect them. The timing is always off!

And
hey, the next comparison that we’re about to make is an easy one – they both
stink and are useless. What do you need men for? To start wars? To fight over
stupid football matches? To kill and rape women? Well, if science continues to
flourish, we hopefully won’t need their sperms to fertilize the eggs, so like,
that argument will soon be flushed.

By
the way, if you’ve ever broken up with a toxic man, you’d know that the
satisfaction of letting them out of your system is the same as having a good
shit. The bloating goes away, your skin looks fantastic, and you feel more
energized and ready to take on the world.

According
to science, the sign of a healthy shit is that it should be brown, and
honestly, brown men are the worsttt!

Finally,
after a lot of research, scientists have discovered that the bacteria in our
gut – responsible for shit and everything – has the ability to influence our
stress levels and emotional behavior. Well, we can safely address that it’s the
same with men – they know exactly which button to press and trigger our
emotional wellbeing. They’re the cause of all the hair loss that we’ve
experienced due to stress. And guess what happens when we’re stressed? Shit.

Anyway,
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enlightened! 

This
International Women’s Day we hope for better health for men and boys but we
also hope for toxic masculinity to die and gender roles to dismantle.