Boneless wings are ‘just chicken tenders’

  • AUTHOR: dua
  • POSTED ON: September 4, 2020

We have a lot going on
in the world today: Corruption, police brutality, protests, the upcoming
election, the pandemic. But listen, Lincoln from Nebraska has raised a serious concern here. He wanted to clear out the air regarding chicken wings.

So he decided to speak
to the city council about it.

go into nice family restaurants and see people throwing this name around and
pretending as though everything is just fine. I’m talking about boneless
chicken wings.”
– He said.

The Man’s viral plea argued that boneless
wings aren’t wings. See, the conversation might seem frivolous to some but the
man-made some relevant points here.  
He wasn’t there just
for the kicks. He was prepared and made some sincere suggestions.

propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and
from our hearts. These are four reasons why: Number one, nothing about boneless
chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We would be disgusted
if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around pretending
as though the breast of a chicken is its wing?”

two: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already
boneless. I don’t go to order boneless tacos. I don’t go and order boneless
club sandwiches. I don’t ask for boneless auto repair. It’s just what’s
– He added.

His entire speech was
ridiculous but strangely informative. Would you step into a restaurant and
order boneless wings from their menu after reading this?
Let us know!


Updated September 4, 2020
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